The Snide of a Scoundrel Man - ISO50 process feature

The snidey little scoundrel man with a briefcase full of filth. Scuttling around like when I go to a friends house for tea and his annoying happy dousche dog with dog breath wags its tail which smacks into everything as it tries to eat humanoid food. My friend has a mountain bike with crud catcher mud guards, can dive off the top board at Tudor Grange swimming baths and can run really fast.

If your interested in my process you can see an insight into how I made this picture at the amazing ISO50 blog.
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Kitsune Noir Desktop Wallpaper

This is for the Kitsune Noir Desktop Wallpaper Project. I always use the wallpapers on there so I was a keen man when Bobby asked if I could assemble one. I quite like wallpapers to be fairly barren and thought of the idea which he gracefully quotes in the text beneath.
You can download the wallpaper here, thanks Bobby!

Hiding in Triangles (1967)

Intrepid Explorer (1984)

Viking Future (1966)

Dorothy (1970)

Planet 4570 (1961)

Polar Employees (1966)

The Light-Fingered Raw Material Fiddler (1981)

Erase: The Lust for Logs (1978)

Stagnant Water

The water looks quite choppy, but it is stagnant.

Hopefully the fidderly man will change that after the mountains

Cagoule Advice

In the medievil future this man doesn't know what to wear outside. Out the window it doesn't look drab drab, but very windy. The TV personality suggests a cagoule, because the wind will just brush past the seductive streamlined material of the cagoule.

One eye short

They take your eye to put it in a potion and cast spells on you. Now you have a tickle in the back of your throat and want to cough whenever at a talk, threatre or movie.

Robot Repair

Fidderly man needs to repair his robot. Say 'crisps' and at the end there is a sssspss. Ridge crisps collect the flavouring in the crevices, which makes them more manly.

Soggy Get Away

He said to the shady man that he could count to one million and do the 13th times table. He didn't live up to his word.

Where the wild things are

Where the Wild Things are inspired entry for a contest by Little White Lies.

Torrid Time

Get rid of the torrid time. Get useless power card and print off rare card from a scanned in version off the net the www then stick it on with double sided tape. Sell it and rake in the gold bar, the gold bar is too heavy for the rake, make rake from triangles the strongest shape ever. I don't like putting curves in pictures because they are weak I am a strong triangle man. Not a crud cresent man.

Blue Screen II

Intrepid Explorer

He is an intrepid explorer has no boundaries. I'm an intrepid internet explorer surfing the world wide web. Riding all the best waves from Slime sports to Line flyer. From Neopets to Runescape. One time I got wasted and caught a massive wave surfing the world wide web to Newgrounds. Just imagine in the future everyone will have facebook and parents will spy on their kids going out. I'd have a decoy page.

Fire

The fire has spread, but nobodies there to put it out. No one can put me out either I have had milkshake and put 4 teaspoons of powder in when the packet recommended 3.